Adobe Systems Incorporated
345 Park Avenue
San Jose, CA 95110-2704
Tel: 408-536-6000
Fax: 408-537-6000
345 Park Avenue
San Jose, CA 95110-2704
Tel: 408-536-6000
Fax: 408-537-6000
NOTIFICATION OF LICENSE REVOCATION
Dear xxxxx
It has come to our attention that you, or a user using your license code for our product Macromedia Flash MX 2004 has created content that is in violation of the agreed upon user license.
Section VIII, Titled "Extra Stuff You Should Really Think About", paragraph 5, states the following:
Macromedia Flash is intended for the use of content that does not do the following:
Piss users off with annoying, gratuitous noises (unless they want them) Mystify and frustrate potential customers with an obscure, too clever user interface that sends them off wherever. Does stuff that HTML does just as well, if not better. Oh I don't know, something that is just dumb the first time, super annoying after that.
The site in question is at
To prevent further legal action, we ask that you do the following:
1. Burn your Macromedia Flash MX 2004 License Sheet, and your installation media. Send the ashes in an envelope to the above address. If you live in the CA, VT, MA, you may shred the above items and send them, as burning some plastics can release gases that may be in violation of these state's air quality laws.
2. We ask that you remove the content in violation upon receipt of this letter from the above site. You should then delete the content, the project files, the whole damn directory it was in. You may want to consider reformatting the harddrive, and taking a nice vacation. You may either confirm that this has been accomplished by sending email to: support@adobe.com. Adding Code:4955 to the title of the email will ensure more rapid response.
3. Tell everyone that you are really sorry.
We appreciate your attention to this matter.
Adobe Customer Support
"We're here for you!"
1 comment:
Good stuff. You should seriously send that to someone, then delete all evidence of it in case they sue you.
Andrew
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